Picking a server hostname is abig deal. I’ve seen quite a few, lets traverse the hostname-awesomeness-continuum and see if we can learn something. Worsest morpheous trinity alf Why do these suck? These names have no information what-so-ever. If you see a server alert, you have no clue what services are actually down. It might as well be a random string. IT is a random string. Pro Tip: Don’t give make server hostnames random strings.